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Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.

My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!

by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019


soldier day

A day spent fulfilling obligations and responsibilities immediately following a night of heavy drinking and/or abusing other substances

Bro1: "Dude, don't you have band practice tomorrow at 6am?"
Bro2: "Sure do. Just pour me another shot. Straight soldier day."

by anon02279er May 1, 2012


Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.

Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!

by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009


Soldier wax

The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.

"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."

by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015


gurney soldier

One whom sits around at a hospital at the bedside of a patient.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.

While my wife's mother was in the hospital, her sister sat in the room at her bedside like a gurney soldier.

by DunnerWPB May 5, 2011


Little soldier

A guy's ding dong wing wang

I met his little soldier last night.

by HelloKittySloth June 22, 2016


The unkillable soldier

Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart served in the Boer War, World War One and World War Two. In the process he was shot in the face, losing his left eye, and was also shot through the skull, hip, leg, ankle and ear that is how he got the name unkillable soldier

the unkillable soldier

by A ghost from Scotland June 11, 2022