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When one threatens to spank a nigga (black person) and give them flashbacks to slavery.
Guy #1 : Hey don't make me spank a nigga!
Guy #2 : Alright my bad man.
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Noun. A zoo of images one creates in his or her mind in order to be withdrawn at a later date to be used as assisistance while pounding one out. The bank is only temporary storage and is inferior in many ways to the cellular phone camera.
See mental picture.
Damn I hope the spank bank is open on sundays because I'm makin' a deposit!
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When you finish an outrageously graphic masturbation session and while wiping up ropes of jizz do you discover the cover of your webcam is wide open.
HAL 9000: "...Yes Dave... I just saw you masturbate. And so did every employee at NASA."
Dr. Dave Bowman: "Hal! You are just a goddamn spank cam!"
when a male has masturbated so much in a day that no jizz comes out but he can still feel the pleasure.
Dude I just had the best ghost spank, and their was no clean up.
An awesome person extremely proficient in smoking, fucking shit off, burglary and being the best. Bleeds excellence and sweats perfection. Makes it happen
Spank Nasty is the motherfuckin' man!
When you and your partner hold hands while lying next to each other masturbating.
"Have you ever tried to otter spank? It's s relaxing and adorable."
The paper used for catching you're load after masturbating.
I.E. Tissue, or Toilet Paper.
I need to find my spank paper. so i can blow this load. No clean up needed.