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It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Stephen Miller is a really creepy dude. I bet he got hard while children were being separated at the border.
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A word for the most annoying couple you know. The one who is always cringe, and never shut up about each other.
Jack: man, Ryan and Stacy are such a Stephen and Brooklyn.
Ryan: a what?
Jack: a Stephen and Brooklyn, you know, that one couple who is always annoying, cringe, and obsessed with each other.
An instruction to another person, usually after casually mentioning an idea or notion to Stephen, or in some cases requesting Stephen's opinion or thought on a specific matter. Stephen is not always aware that the person requesting his opinion will immediately quote it to another person.
A multi-faceted definition, "Per Stephen" can either be used in the form of a request or a statement. The person using this phrase usually does not want to do something, so they use Stephen's words as the excuse or reasoning behind why they should no longer be assigned to a task. For request format, "Per Stephen" usually involves an extraordinary purchase or in some cases, food or electronics purchases.
"Per Stephen, please no longer assign me to tickets that require me to get up from my desk."
"Per Stephen, we should all receive Teslas for Christmas."
"Per Stephen, we should no longer charge clients for service. Instead, we'll be accepting IOUs for all services rendered."
"Per Stephen, we'll be ordering 80 Filet Mignons for this week's BBQ."
"Per Stephen, please order me a new chair, laptop, keyboard, dresser, 82 inch monitor, car, mousepad, Keurig and toilet paper for the office and my home."
One who fucks the shit out of white women with nice tits and huge asses. He really likes to suck on the puss and make it feel maad good. He also enjoys whipping his dick out in public. In addition, he likes to give a girl rough anal and then rub his cock on the girls lip so that she gets a legit looking mustache
Girl: Yo how was last night with stephen flynn
Girl2: he fucked me so hard and made me cum out my ass. he was def a stephen flynn
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Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.
Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.
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Writer from Maine, who has written a large number of novels, novellas and short stories, many made into movies, miniseries or TV specials. He has been often regarded as a horror writer, but he cannot be so easily categorized. His works run from fantasy, science fiction, Western, horror, thriller, mystery, supernatural and suspense. Most of the movies made from his works have had the horror aspect greatly magnified. A few of his works (namely The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, The Stand and The Shining miniseries) have translated very well into video. He is also the author of the epic Dark Tower series, the tale of Roland Deschain of Gilead and his quest to gain the Dark Tower with the help of his ka-tet of Eddie Dean, Susannah Dean, Jake Chambers and Oy of Midworld. There are a number of works related to this epic, such as Black House, Insomnia, Hearts In Atlantis, Everything's Eventual, The Little Sisters of Eluria, 'Salem's Lot, From A Buick 8, The Stand and Eyes Of The Dragon. The books in the Dark Tower series are:
The Gunslinger
The Drawing Of The Three
The Waste Lands
Wizard And Glass
Wolves Of The Calla
Song Of Susannah
The Dark Tower
Stephen King "retired" after finishing the last of these, but has since written a few more novels, notably "Cell", which is similar to the Stand, but with a twist. It is a lot less supernatural than The Stand, and there is no final struggle of good vs. evil.
Stephen King also has a penchant for killing his characters off by the end of the novel. He has also mastered the art of ending the story before you find out everything that happened. He seems to want to leave that up to his Constant Readers.
"Stephen King is a hack writer!" (Said by someone who has never read a single one of his books)
"Stephen King is a freakin' genius!" (Said by someone who has just finished the Dark Tower series)
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Stephen Korpalski is so fucking cute and has an amazing six pack. His large, vigorous pecks will make any woman fall for him. Stephen’s best body feature is his meaty calves. Those jawns can even make straight men question their sexuality. His hugs feel like god himself is wrapping his arms around you. The soft kisses he gives will melt any woman/mans heart. His hands, soft as a baby’s bottom, will comfort your sorrows. Although he puts himself down, his body features bring him up. If you find a Stephen Korpalski in your life, never lose him, for another man/woman will come running towards him.
Omg look at Stephen Korpalski over there, I can’t help but kneel to his greatness.