Going To The Store

Going To The Store Is The Worst Video Ever.

Lily: Hey, Have You Watched The Worst Video Ever? It's Called ''Going To The Store''.
Ava: OK. What's It About?
Lily: Well, It's About This Naked & Bald Guy Walking Around, & It Also Looks Like That His Arms & Legs Are Limp Noodles. He Does This Over & Over Again & At The End, He's Squirming On The Stairs Instead Of Walking Up The Steps. There's Also A Sign That Says No Doing What He's Doing On The Stairs.
Ava: Did He Go To The Store?
Lily: No. That's It.
Ava: Let Me See The Video So That I Know What You Mean. . Goes On Her Computer & Watches Going To The Store On YouTube . O.O Oh, NOW I See What You Mean, Lily! This IS The Worst Video Ever!
Lily: I Told You!

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thrift store

A place where Whatsherface is forced to go to by her "friends", cheerleader, so and so, and the ugly one. One or two cent each item.

Whatsherface, you can go to a thrift store...or junkyarrd.

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corner store

a small store usually owned my terrorists on the end of your block. they usually sell household goods for 3X as much as they go in a regular supermarket but due to the lack of motovation by inner city inhabitants they pay the extra for the convience. usually sell blunts rolling papers and glass pipes for the smokers and usually get robbed at least one a year.

gotti beans n dre robbed the arabs at the corner store last night they made a couple hundred

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store whore

a girl that frequently visits your place of business and does not buy a damn thing and love's to bitch about something you don't care about.

Store whore is walking this way. You gotta talk to her this time, I can't stand listening to her complain about her lack of dickincider.

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the money store

An album created by Sacramento band Death Grips. Largely consisting of MC Ride yelling his political beliefs over sample tracks that Zach Hill found in a thrift store giveaway pile. Basically Cavemen Recordings.

Friend: Hey have you heard of this album the money store?
Friend:getgetgetgetgetgetgotgotgotgotgotgot

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App Store

A rather expensive platform for purchasing online stuff, being the only one available for any iOS devices. Includes many P2W games that require fast wifi, or simple utility apps that do stuff.

Usage requires an "Apple ID" account, which makes the platform harder for tech impaired people to use.

Tech Impaired Guy: How do you download YouTube??
Indian Tech Support: Use the Apple App Store! You need to create an Apple ID, it is very difficult, but I will help you. ***secretly does an evil laugh***

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Going to the store

Masturbating with food, usually ham or a melon of some sort

Dude 1: Man, my hand just aint cutting it!

Dude 2: Whenever I need relief I just oull the ol' "going to the store"

Dude 1: you are disgusting... yet brilliant

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