strawberry blonde

In Between Blonde And Brown/Ginger
Not Ginger Though
A Dark Blonde With Hints Of Ginger

"Im Not Ginger Im Strawberry Blonde"

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strawberry danish

when a male nuts on a face, and then punches that face, adding blood to seamen

Paul gave Donna a strawberry Danish!

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strawberry clock

The king of the portal.

Everyone loves StrawberryClock.
StrawberryClock is the king of the portal.

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strawberry explosion

1. When a female projectile ejaculates as the result of oral stimulation while on her period, resulting a strawberry-colored explosion, hence the name.
2. Simon's waffle

Jon: So, how was last night with Nicki?
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!

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Strawberry bagel

When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.

Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!

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Strawberry milkshake

Strawberry milkshake is a cold drink with strawberry flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?

Put a glass of milk in a pot. Add squished strawberries, they should be like a pasta. Mix well until you have a nice texture (it might take a few minutes, you can add milk if you need to). Put the strawberry milkshake in a fancy glass and done!

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Strawberrys and Cream

This being the resulting mixture of semen and menstrual fluid, so called due to the red and white colour.

I fucked Sandra during her period, shot my load and she fanny farted the strawberrys and cream on to the bed sheets.

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