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People who are always nice when in a group or at work or school and always shaking hands and smiling. When they get home they start their assaults on mankind via blogs, posts, and other internet media outlets with cursing, racial indignation, name calling and general harassment of anyone and everyone. Only to return to work, school, etc. smiling and maintaining their normal sleeper cell persona.
Friend - Hey man how are you?
Social Terrorist - Awesome how about you?
Friend - Did you see on the internet where a guy robbed a bank killed someone and only got 5 years?
Social Terrorist - No, that's a shame but I don't really look at the internet when I'm home I have so much more to do than stay online (secretly can't wait to get home and terrorize everyone he can find on the subject who does not share his view).
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Alternate name for the game "counter strike"
I have a problem i spent all of sunday playing terrorists win.
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A person who goes into a high traffic bathroom, a bar or restaurant, or your house bathroom on poker night, and disables the fan, then disables the flush mechanism on the toilet. The perpetrator then proceeds to take a Full Monty, sweat on the forehead, massive backsplash to the ass shit. Then sneaks out the window and comes in the back or front door as if the whole time he was outside smoking or talking on the phone.....He then watches and screams allah as you come out of the bathroom.
Awwwwwwwwwww I got hit by a bathroom terrorist at my party last night, I'm pretty sure it was that goddamn Eric, he blew that bathroom up in Kansas City this year.
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Name for people who go around annoying people to go green.
These Eco Terrorists came to school and lectured us all day about going green.
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Anyone who has refined their ability to give a good first impression only so that they could eventually screw someone over.
Mark: What a fucking social terrorist, that d-bag! He got Alex trusting him 'n shit, borrowed five hundred bucks with the promise of repaying him, and was never heard from again.
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a person who joins the military in stable countries and who has a deathwish, but will take someone down with him
-yeh bob was KIA because he pulled out his grenade and detonated it while he ran a room full of enemies.
-he must have been one of those terrorist soldiers
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Anyone who hates themselves for working behind a counter and instead of getting a better job, projects that hate onto customers and then makes their shitty attitude and behavior seem like the customer's fault.
A counter terrorist may do any of the following:
Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.
Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.
Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.
Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.
Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.
Sue: Why don't you shop at insert name of any big chain store anymore?
Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.
Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.
Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.
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