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The word 'Texas' is based upon the 90's tv show Walker: Texas Ranger, starring Chuck Norris. And is a term used to describe bailing or doing a Craig David. Because of the name of Chuck's character, Cordell Walker.
" I had an unfortunate accident in my undergarments at Sara's house. So, i told her i forgot to feed my dog, and committed a Texas".
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261 pages of pure arguing over this state.
Texas is Texas
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The one place with more stereo types than Canada.
Trust me. I’m from Texas myself. I may have an accent, but I don’t spend all my time bull riding and yee hawing. I sit on my couch and write this shit
Boy: Your from Texas?
Me: Yeah
Boy: So your a cowgirl?
Me: Shut the hell up, bitch
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The place full of ignorance and pride. Most people who are born and raised in Texas never want to move out for any reason not even for vacation. Everything is better in Texas. NO NO No no NOT TRUE! Except for BBQ most things are rather worse in Texas. If you are failing in life or want to succeed in life then do not move in Texas, it will only make things worse for you and your family
If you are racist, sexist, obese, mentally ill, a high school dropout, Taylor Swift fan and serial killer than Texas would make a great place for you, only if all those traits apply to you.
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Texting on your cell phone while driving a Lexus.
Warning: Void in all leases.
I know I've made it now; I'm Texas.
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A state filled with a bunch of retarded fucktard faggots.
"Hey, want to go to Texas?"
"No, it's a state filled with a bunch of retarted fucktard faggots"
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