Thank you

Greatful.

Thank you for all the teachings.

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Thanks for sharing

An example of the rhetorical trope of LITOTES (understatement), This is the delicate response one gives to someone who, in a group setting, suddenly blurts out information which is extremely personal, unusually revealing, and possibly unique to that individual. It comes from settings like group psychological counseling or 12-step groups, in which such highly personal testimonies are followed by the Moderator's cool "thanks for sharing." said smoothly-- no matter how disturbing or shocking or incredible was the confession that preceded it. This catchphrase may well have originated from the 1980's TV sitcom, BOB, which starred comedian Bon Newhart as a psychiatrist.

12-step member: "Hi, My name is Marcia."

Group: "Hi, Marcia."

Marcia: I just want to say I'm glad I'm here tonight, I'm a child of incest, I'm a heroin addict and I just murdered my husband"

Moderator: (Smiling benignly, completely calmly) Thanks for sharing, Marcia.

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thank ye

a sarcastic exclamation that implies regret for a certain person, object, occurance, task, etc.

(pronounced: thank-e)

John: Hey, Bob! Go take your great grandmother to the grocery store!

Bob: Thank ye!

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Thanks a latte

what you say to a one night stand when its all over and/or the sentiment on the card you send to a one night stand the next day (usually when there is no intention of seeing them again).

etymology: a play on both "thanks a lot" (for the sex) and that the word "latte" is slang for boner in German.

That guy I met at the bar last night was so good n bed he is definitely getting a "thanks a latte" card tomorrow

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thanks b

Something you say to talk shit to a person that u have just murked or treated. Often used to ridicule a person who just got their ass whupped in Madden or SSBM.

Nigga, dont be tryin nunna Mew2king bullshit cause u gots no mindgames son. Look at that, I just 4-stocked yo ass. Thanks Beeeeeee!!

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Thank you

1) What you say to someone to show your gratitude/appreciation.

2) What artists say in concerts after they are done with a song that is codeword for "Shut the hell up already!"

1) Person 1: Will you please pass the salt?
-Person 2 passes the salt to person 1-
Person 1: Thank you.
Person 2: Your welcome.
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2) Singer: Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GET TO THE NEXT SONG, ASS MONKEYS.)
Fans: OMGZZ THAT WAS AWESOMEEE NEXT SONG PLS.
Singer: ...Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: WELL, I WOULD IF YOU CROTCH SNIFFS WOULD SHUT UP.)
And then that carries on for an hour.

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thanks for the update

stfu we don't care

"thanks for the update ashley"

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