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a persons NUMBER count of how many people they have had sex with.
Having oral or manual sex also applies.
According to my research, lesbianism does not raise a woman's n-count. Especially if said lesbians are "hot" and not "man-hating-butch-dikes.
Example 1.
"It's 20fucking13 and we still live in a ridiculous, sexist society where a large amount of women are concerned about their n-count getting too high. They also don’t want their n-count to be too low, lest they be seen as prudes."
Example 2.
The Societal expectation of sex doesn't make any sense:
- Men are expected to have a high n-count by having sex with many, new women constantly.
- Women are expected to remain virgins until married - the holy grail/end all be all for women. Barring that, they must have a very low n-count.
(Is there an agreed on number from the bro-verse, makers of all laws, on just what is the acceptable amount of dicks one is "allowed" to have inside of one's vajay? Is 3 an acceptable amount? 4? 9? Is 12 too many dicks? Just how many dicks or how high does a woman's n-count have to be before a woman has been deemed a worthless?
- And hetero sex is the "default" or "norm". (NO QUEERS! HOMOS ARE FROM SATIN! well, unless it's 2 or more girls and the hetero dudebros can watch/join in then that's acceptable )
- I’m really confused how all these men are supposed to be having large amounts of sex with different women resulting in a high n-count for themselves
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The only legal way to win in a casino. You can do this by using a combination of basic strategy, and keeping track on the cards that have been played. Assuming you know the rules of BlackJack, here is a quick explination of how to play.
Basic Strategy:
If the dealers face up card is a 4,5 or 6 the player should draw up to a minimum of 12
If the dealers face up card is anything else, the player should draw up to a minimum of 17
Always split Aces and 8's
The Count:
The player is aiming to reach a minimum target number when counting.
If the target number is reached the player should increase their bet because they will be odds on to win.
The target number is double the amount of decks being used (If the dealer is playing with 4 decks, the target number would be +8 or higher).
Every card delt has a count value. These have to be tracked in order to know when to increase the bets.
2,3,4,5 and 6 have a value of +1
7,8 and 9 have a value of 0
10, Jacks, Queens, Kings and Aces have a value of -1
Card counting does give the player a pecentage above the house, but it is not always easy to do. For maximum efficiency the technique should be practiced extensively prior to usage.
In order to make counting difficult for the house to spot, count teams are recomended. This is where one person does the counting while playing small, and signals the other team members when to come over and start betting big.
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The infamous Count Garrin Von Boobula of Transylvania (1802 - 1869), renowned for his obsession with female breasts.
Excessive molestation of women and a chauvinistic attitude earned him a loathesome reputation and eventually forced him into seclusion. His reign of sexual deviance and terror ended tragically when he was smothered by one of his victim's over-sized mammaries.
Contrary to popular belief, Count Boobula was not related to Count Chocula. However, Garrin may have been the originator of the titty twister.
Count Boobula gratuitously grabbed my titty at the pub when he walked by.
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When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm
Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
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n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
To pass the time with something not too exciting but not too boring either
-Hey what you up to?
+Just counting the doors in door county, wanna hang?
Something douchebags claim exist even though it doesn't.
1:I want to fuck that girl.
2:No. her bed count is too high.
1:Go fuck yourself.