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A small, lumpy green pitted fruit that makes a shit Christmas present. Not to be confused with free sha voca do, which can be gotten at Del Taco.
"Oh, an avocado... Thaaaaaaaaaanks..."
Being as fat and all that shit like Nikocado Avocado.
Bro, that guy is eating like an avocado
Aztec word : Ahuacatl (Fun fact : "catl" (testicle) and "kontol" (penis) in Javanese have the similar meaning, maybe it's just a coincidence), meaning "Green Testicle (fruit)", due to similarities to a human testicle.
The fruit is said to be a super food, and commonly be added in salad dishes.
Whoa my goodness, my avocado tree yields so many fruits this year!
Another form of God.
AKA. The best thing ever created.
This Avocado is Heavenly.
The best thing ever I mean man, these are the best. My goodness.
Person 1: hey do you know what an avocado is?
Person 2: you mean the best possible thing ever.
He is such an avocado, He listens to Billie Eilish's songs all the time.