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1- A metal instrument used for sitting.
2- More commonly related to wrestling where this basic insutrument can become a weapon of violence, pain, rage, anger, surprisingly, satisfaction.
Oh no, he's going for the steel chair!
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The chair that squidward sits on is half way in fact.
Woooh Half Way There OOOOH SqUIdwARD oN a ChaiR.
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A chair with a dildo/vibrator attatched to it. A person, normally female but often male, is strapped in and has the dildo turned on, while they have the time of their life.
I had a go on my grandmother's Orgasm Chair.
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-adj- One who desires to sit in the chair you have. Sometimes it's the last chair, sometimes it's not even your chair, but you long to sit down and be comfortable.
The people on the stairs looked over at us, and in their eyes we could see the chair envy.
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Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.
Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!
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A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.
"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
used in heated situations meaning to settle down
For Christ sake I wasn't going to steal it, so chair it up man!