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Change Machine, The
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.
I pre-loaded my girl, then invited all of my friends over to show them my blonde change machine.
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the ultimate conclusion to fellatio is to hmmm... to swallow the ejaculate would be the correct terminology...
johnny: last night was great... the first thing she did when i walked thru the door was go down on me!! i am one lucky bastard...
rod: awesome... did she keep the change?
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Character from Changed (changed is a furry game)
its basically flex seal but with a mask and is in the shape of a furry
why did i make this
"I ship Puro (Changed) and Colin (the human in the game) UWU OWO"
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1) Loose change, Crumpled dollar bills usaually found in the bottom of the pocket of a gangsta or a hood rat. usally only enough to buy a 40oz or a few squares from the liquer store. 2) Without value, almost worthless
1) Hey B how much "Gangsta Change" you got? we lookin to buy some Maddog.
2) How much you gimme for this gold chain? "Gangsta Change" That shits fake!
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Verb: When two people who use to be romantically involved give each other's possessions back.
After the breakup, we had to schedule an ex-change so I could get my contacts, shoes, and hat back from his house.
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I've changed and you don't live up to my newly skewed standards.
- Wanna hang out like old Times?
- You've changed.
- WTF?!
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When an athlete who does drugs has a drug test, and they go to the doctors so they can get there urine switched with clean urine through a giant tube inserted through your penis hole.
Sorry I was late Jake, I had to get my oil changed before Coach gives us another drug test.
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