The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.
Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!
Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.
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To fall apart, to fail.
We lost the game last night. The whole team just crumpled
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Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.
That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.
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Another word for being high and on the giggles.
Sunny: That's some good stuff man, I feel licked (wavey)
Rich: I took a drag too much, I feel crumpled! (Hahaha)
To hand someone loose crumpled dollar bills as payment for something.>
I was in a hurry to catch the bus, so I gave the driver the crumple at the last minute.
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A homosexual who believes that English language is under attack by the use of ebonics
My book was crumpled by the edit department
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A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.
Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.
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