1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)
Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."
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Ty:damn that kid Noah has a small dick
Fred:Naw he has a chode
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An abnormally small penis, usually ranging from 1-4 inches long when erect.
Damn I saw Thomas' dick the other day and he totally has a chode.
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A penis that is wider then it is long
"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"
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1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.
"Matt is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.
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