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Boring-ass people who do nothing but boring crap. Especially the hardcore christians. They do not play fun games like GTA, or other games that have violence. They do not like scary holloween masks, they do not watch gorey movies like SAW. They just watch gay shows like 7th Heaven and Aurther. They probobly watch The 700 Club too.
My ex-freind was Christan. He had a video game called Olympic Winter Sports for Gamecube and actually called it fun. He was not allowed to play Super Smash Brothers Melee. What a goddamn dork. Damn christians.
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n. One who is a friend, servant, and follower of Jesus Christ.
adj. Having the characteristics and beliefs of a Christian.
Christians are followers of God. Despite what many think, true Christians don't condemn others, but help them with their troubles. We don't diss other religions, but try to show atheists and members of other religions the truth. We don't destroy, we help bring up. But we are not the ones performing miracles, it is the Lord working through each and every one of us.
To be a Christian: Christianity. It's not a religion, it's a RELATIONSHIP.
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The dying religion in which a supposed "Savior" (Jesus Christ) was nailed to a cross because he was good at pissing off the romans and jews. Something that they may not tell you about Christianity: a few hundred years ago, the catholic church burned scientists at the stake because they found out what really happens with rainbows, why ice floats, why the story of Noah and the Ark could not have possibly happened, etc.
The religion that is completely ruled out by science.
Christian: Jesus died for your sins be grateful damnit!! I am completely ready to die for my beliefs because I know the TRUTH. You should be like me and give every dollar you earn to the church.
Normal Person: you know that when you die, you rot in the ground right?
Christian: That's bullshit. You may not, but I'm going to heaven because I've got Jesus in my heart.
Normal Person: wait wait wait. If your "christ" is real, then make him do something to prove it.
Christian: No! That's blasphemy! Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God!
Normal Person: Well if you're gonna puss out...
Christian: Fine. *prays for forgiveness* what did you have in mind?
Normal Person: If there's a god, he'll make a lightning bolt flash across the sky.
10 minutes later
Normal Person: see? I told you
Christian: Fuck you man! I've got faith!!
Normal Person: *walks away* oh my fucking god...what an idiot
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The belief that some Cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you simbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that it present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Christianity... it makes perfect sense.
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A person that worships Jesus and accepts him into his life. However, christians are not different than any other people because of their faith, even if they say so.
-Dude, every christian is intelligent, attractive, kind and friendly!
-So are atheists, satanists, muslims and everyone else.
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He’s a eboy swimmer who is also a Boy Scout. Christian also plays violin.
Christian has a small butt
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He is the best man anyone could ask for.He always has a girl beside ready to have sex with and will even let you in on the action. He is the life of the party besides without him there is no party. He will be driving his Ford Mustang with some hot chicks in the back. You always want him with you.
Christian is the party
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