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1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.
2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.
3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.
4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.
Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.
Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
When a person pinches anothers bum with his/her pointer finger and thumb.
I don't like when my husband gives me gerbil bites when I am going up the stairs!
Small fluff of love that need many cuddles.
Much like napoleon, what we see here is a wet gerbil boy.
~Jas
The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling
Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!
My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.
That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.
A man or woman that let's gerbils run and play in there asshole and breeds gerbils for a loving.
We always knew that Steveo was a gerbil farmer. He always had gerbils in his pockets.
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