n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.
My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.
Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.
She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.
When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.
Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.
A common drink for degenerates that contain Vodka & Redbull but ideally, proportionally higher on the vodka.
Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.
Quan: No way I’m going out tonight, it’s way too cold.
Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.
Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night
Marshall: this party sucks
Miranda: do you wanna go sink a heater outside?
Marshall: i thought you'd never ask
An attempt to convince yourself you will win all your money back with one good shoe of cards
I'm gonna be on a heater at the blackjack table.
The act of a man masturbating using Vaseline as a lubricant, and upon completion lighting his dick on fire.
Andy was feeling particularly spicy, so he preformed a slippery heater once he got home from school.