I wrote this at school because I wanna go home. If your reading this, its probably because your at school too. Good luck.
Steve: Help Im at school.
Robert: Oh you mean hell.
Please someone help me I need help holy shit please
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To give aid to the home boy that is currently in need.
I always help a nigga out when he needs a place to crash.
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When you try your best but you don't suceed..
IDIOT: help me pls me drowning in cheese
Me: .. No ..
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Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".
"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"
"I didn't know they're gay!"
"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"
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Please complete our short survey
No thanks, I'm busy burning books.
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An item of literature that aids relaxation
Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual
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