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Really cute, hot, tan, but like, SUPER ROMANTIC.
Boy: omg look at those girls! There so beautiful!
Other boy: yeah, they must be Italian girls.
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A small, skinny, breed of dog that can be loveable, cute, and adorable. They have legs the size of twigs and the stomach of an anorexic granny...but they're supposed to look that way. Sometimes a little possessive and needy, but very loyal. Super fast runners! Watch out!
Lola: "So you have a dog?"
Jared: "Yep."
Lola: "Aw. What kind?"
Jared: "An Italian greyhound."
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Two slices of pizza served face-to-face with the cheese and toppings inside and the bottoms of the slices on the outside.
When served it looks like a large piece of a quesadilla but is really just an easy way to eat two slices of pizza at the same time.
A creative way of mixing different toppings of pizza into each bite.
May I have an Italian Quesadilla with one meat lovers and one veggie slice to-go, please?
When your done banging your old lady and you wipe your cock off with your t-shirt then you proceed to put it back on then go out to dinner
Look at that filthy Italians t-shirt
I created the Italian Apple Martini while working at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Here is how you make one at home...
3/4 oz Amaretto Di Saronno liqueur, 1 1/2 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, 3/4 oz Stoli Vanil vodka, 1 splash Rose's lime juice, 1 splash cranberry juice.
Pour all into iced shaker tin, shake until tin is cold to the touch and strain into martini glass. Garnish with lime wheel, and serve.
"I'm tired of drinking beer, I need something good"
"My Spiritual Advisor recommends an Italian Apple martini."
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The act of leaving a social event with a prolonged goodbye, similar to Italian families, due to hugging each individual and spawning new topics of discussion in an endless cycle i.e. "Wait, before you leave let me show you what I've done to the lawn!", which leads to a discussion about how nobody ever helps you at Lowe's, which leads to something politically driven, which leads to Brad Pitt, which leads to a funny anecdote about how you all got really drunk last Cinco de Mayo, which leads to having another shot, which leads to watching a funny YouTube video you just thought of, which leads to how strange people are, which leads to "oh shit I have work tomorrow I really need to leave", which leads to another round of goodbye hugs, which leads to one more meatball for the road, which leads to "take some home with you", which leads to acid reflux, which leads to drug commercials...Etc.
Hunny I swear I was planning on leaving the party at 11, but once I finally said goodbye to everyone Steve brought up STAR WARS and I got stuck in an Italian Goodbye for the last 3 hours.
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A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.
I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.