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the act of giving or receiving sexual favors, including oral pleasure, while on a school trip or function
Dude, he totally got a Doug Job (DJ) on the bus ride back from the school trip to the zoo!
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When there is a religious type belief, against all evidence, that cutting taxes on the super wealthy(i.e. job creators) is the best thing that can be done for a nation, even in times of high national deficit and the worst inequality gap in the country's history.
Coined by Wyatt Cenac of the Daily show
Just like creationists believe that an imaginary being in the sky created the world and it's people a few thousand years ago with the wave of a hand, as opposed to evolution with the copious evidence that comes with it, Job creationists believe that giving tax breaks to millionaires and conserving loopholes so they can rake in millions more, while starving the rest of the population, is the most righteous path to solvency.
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when a girl is giving you head, but gags and pukes on your penis.
Mackenzie pulled another puke-job tonight, it was groedy
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The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.
"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."
"Sweet bro, how did it go?"
"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."
"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."
"My bad, bro."
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A wacko, someone who is without question a complete idiot.
Why did you invite that crazy fuck job to my party?
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A repetitive task, especially one requiring little or no conscious thought.
Flipping burgers is such a monkey job.
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A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.
Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.
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