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Library Shenanigans

When peeps and/or animals display deplorable behavior in a Library in order to gain attention, while on an epic adventure.

Librarian: "You there playing loud muzak, eating an onion sandwich and dog-earing that encyclopedia... STOP the *&*@! Library Shenanigans right this minute!"
Library Patron: "Oops, sorry - I was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice ME because it's all about ME!"

by Rambona March 23, 2017


Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.

Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."

by K-E-dollar$ign-HA February 23, 2012


The burning of the Library of Alexandria

A term used to refer to a large amount of (presumably important) information being permanently lost.

P1: did you hear about imgur banning porn? It's the burning of the Library of Alexandria over there

by moosetwin April 25, 2024


live sports, espn+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on espn+!

The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.

Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"

by UPFSonic October 21, 2024