On the third Wednesday of each month, it is imperative that one dresses themselves in a wetsuit. This is a long-standing tradition, most likely dating back to 800 B.C.E, and holds great religious value.
“Wow, she really believes in Wetsuit Wednesday’s, she loves wearing her wetsuit.”
The last Wednesday of the month when all the welfare, disability and pension cheques come in. A heyday for drug dealers.
"Hey whatcha up to today? Wanna chill?"
"No mang it's wally wednesday, my phone's going crazy"
A very average looking female.
"I'm going to Pepper Spray that Wednesday Nighter if she doesn't leave me a lone."
Whitegirl Wednesday is when you make fun of random white girls ,, mostly racist ones.
Every wednesday is whitegirl wednesday
" I wanna make fun of a white girl for being racist on twitter."
" Its Whitegirl Wednesday so go ahead"
When you browse Urban Dictionary when bored on a wednesday.
Guy 1: Fuck, we need to go to math class.
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's urban-wednesday!
A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.
"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"
"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"
Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.
A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.
"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"