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Slightly more than an Imperial fuck ton. The exact measurements of the metric fuck ton are unknown, owing to the fact that the term is generally used to describe an indeterminately-large quantity of something.
That pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric fuck ton of ants.
Romantic French idiom used whenever one asks about the location of something or someone.
Very useful on job interviews or for wedding toasts.
"Chérie, où sont les relevés du compte ?
Dans ton cul !"
"Honey, where are the bank statements ?
Up your ass !"
1. A lot
More than a fuck ton
More than a shit ton
It's a fucking "shit fuck ton"
2. The amount of something equal to what you can comprehend multiplied by 1.2.
Hey William!
Yeah Chris?
Get any pussy this weekend?
yeah, I got a shit fuck ton.
1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.
A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.
1. Movie containing three or more wayans brothers or members of their family.
2. A large amount of black people
1.
Guy 1: "did you see that 'movie don't be a menace?'"
Guy 2: " You mean that one with a shit-ton of a wayanses?"
2. "The Million man march was a shit-ton of wayanses"
claton regan from newburg wi is tons of fun because he eats 665.09897 lbs of 67 year old fetal turkey vaginas each year
clayton weighs a ton and is really funny
when a fat chick makes you get on all fours and shits on your back and She then proceeds to tenderize it with her belly fat, smacking against it repeatedly.
damn Andrew's girlfriend gave him a Georgia two ton last night! he didn't look so good this morning.