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Precursor to Take a L.
The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.
Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.
When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.
That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.
“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”
Having sex with a guy with a really short penis
Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.
Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
when a dress-wearing female parts her legs for a view of her underclothing.
Becky took my picture today as I sat across from her at lunch.
To get handled with ;)
"Better keep your mouth closed unless you want ta neck took"