poop toot

Basically a fart

noun.
a flatus expelled through the anus.

verb.

to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.

"Susan just let out a massive poop toot"

"Please excuse my poop toots!"

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Toot It & Boot It

Farting and ducking out

Right when i'm about to get out the elevator, i'mma just toot it & boot it.

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Toot Up

When you at the club and some girl is going ham, and you want her to go even hammer you should holla "TOOT UP" and she will automatically get the message and bust down just like Thotiana.

"Damn gorl toot up!"

"ayyeeeee are you Iggy? cuz you hella tootin up this place!"

"aaa u toot up this place?"

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toote frog

A small frog only found in opelousas, la.

My haffsack got hit by a toote frog

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noodle toot

1. (verb) When one passes gas and secretes a noodle.

2. (noun) An individual who says or does something ridiculous, silly or funny.

1. Emily: "What is that coming out of your panties?"
Katie: "Oh god, that fart was really a noodle toot!"

2. Harrison: "I just defined 'noodle toot' on Urban Dictionary!"
Katie: "You're such a noodle toot!"

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Gluten toot

When a hipster farts

Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!

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Toot Butt

When someone farts so bad their clothes become etched in powerful stinks from nasty smelling farts. Now they have tootbutt walking around

Johnny why do you have Toot Butt?

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