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When you bite the booty and then do a Tim Tebow on the booty immediately after
Hey Bro I just mike Tysoned on the booty!!
No way man i heard Fred mike tysoned the same booty last week Mannnnn
I often mike Tyson on the booty soo...
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Being "Hit like Tyson" means that the girl doesn't sleep around a lot. She has only been "hit" by a few different guys.
The fighters that fought Tyson typically only took one or two punches before being knocked out. There were only "hit" a few times. A girl that has been "hit like Tyson" should be safe and not carrying any STDs.
Brad: Damn, that girl over there is a dime.
Homewood: Hell yeah, and she has been hit like Tyson so you know you won't be at the free clinic on Monday wondering what is dripping from your cock.
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When you are busting for a shit.
I'm busting for a shit that bad it feels like mike tysons elbow coming out of my arse.
"we were smoking mike tyson the other day"
"Oh shit he got that mike tyson weed"
"we about to go get hella lifted, we got that mike tyson weed"
while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag
my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson
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People who live in ballinvoash called Brian are commonly compared to the famous “iron Mike Tyson” as they are a ruthless animal that fears no one; and everyone fears them
Is that “iron Brian Tyson” shadow boxing in the lake in balinvoash ?
To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.
"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"