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Waffles

(noun, pl) - a device or inanimate that is too yummy for one's tummy.

-make us waffles!

-no, it is too yummy for my tummy

by carscandrivedownstairs March 19, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Waffling

When a guy tries to lure a female by shaking his penis and balls in a nice wiggling and wafting motion. The best waffle is usually achieve by shaking ones buttocks and allowing the front to follow.

After our date my poppet Iโ€™m going to waffle at you, maybe to some music for added appeal. I hope you enjoy my waffling

by Proper Wordisms July 5, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


waffle

Reply used whenever you realize that you have incorrectly told someone "Gesundheit" after a sneeze. Waffle is used most often with coughs and hiccups.

Tom: coughing noise
Sally: Bless you!
Tom: But I didn't sneeze.
Sally: Oh my bad gansta, waffle then.

by Banksta September 10, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


waffle

What A F*cking Loser = WAFL = WAFFLE

>> how was the date!!?
>> he went home early to play C.O.D. and catch the season finale of american idle
>> waffle!
>> i know!!11'@!

by velvet coker May 25, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


waffle

To be in-decisive. To wander back and forth across a playing field.

"We might have won that game (an RTS style game) if we hadn't waffled back and forth across the playing field."

-I chose to answer the cries for help and leave my fortified position to help another player, then after defeating that threat, was called again to help the 3rd player (on the other side of the board) with thinned forces. The losing battle wiped me out and eventually we all lost the game. I blamed the loss on "waffling back and forth." If we had each been able to defend our positions, we might have won!

by ZachP April 10, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


waffle

To motorboat, or waffle, some testicles.

You waffle that shit.

by Clintosarus Rex September 25, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Waffle

A waffle is a summer camp prank that requires several people to execute. The wafflee is restrained while a tennis racket is pressed firmly on his stomach. Then a coarse brush is violently applied to the area. When the racket is lifted the red and white grid impression resembles a tasty breakfast treat.

Dear Mom and Dad: Camp is fun, but two nights ago my bunkmates gave me the worst waffle. Last night, just as a joke, I set my bunk on fire and barricaded the door from the outside so I guess we're even.

by Obamessiah August 19, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž