Wafl

Lit. "What A Fucking Liberty"

Usually used as an expression of how the actions of someone can be seen to be quite aside from what is expected in a civilised society.

The whole phrase can be used when applicable, but when in more sensitive company (grandmothers, etc) the term "Wafl" will suffice. Also used when to say the whole phrase would take too much time.

Person 1: "Yeah I'm going to Belgium tonight but gotta pick up some sarnies for my wife and kids"

Person 2: Haven't you got work today? Why can't your wife pick them up?

Person 1: Says she's hurt her back

Person 2: Wafl man. Wafl.

Person 1: Yeah, wafl.

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Wafl

An abreviation for waffle to make it possible to be used in online and rpg games with strict name length guidelines. As used in the name The Wafl Kinge, The Wafl Man, and every variation possible.

'The Wafl Kinge' has joined the game.
Lolroflwtfomg: Lawl i haet wafels,
The Wafl Kinge: STFU

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to wafle

To talk or write a lot without giving any useful information or any clear answers.

Well if you aren't in a good mood, who am I going to wafle on to?

Wafle

White guy

Look at the wafle over there.

That wafle is so pale.

WAFL

What A Fucking Liberty

WAFL

What A Fucking Liberty

Boss: Andy please can you make a brew

Andy: But I don’t need a brew?

Boss: Not for you, For me!

Andy: For you, WAFL!

Boss: WAFL?

ANDY: WHAT A FUCKING LIBERTY!!!

WAFL

Acronym for "What a Fucking Legend".
A collective noun first popularised in the South of Australia. There are strong references to one's ability to drink in excess as part of a hazing process. Also, a commonly used term for any rock-and-roll musician.

Anyone singing along to Phil Collins whilst drinking Jim Beam should be coined as a "WAFL".

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wafl

WAFL is an acronym much like ROFL; "what a fucking loser" is its full term. The phrase "rofl my wafl", which i had first made up in an IM, is a parody phrase.

"rofl my wafl"
"dude, wafl, you stole my GF!"

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