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When you go for a shit in the toilet and there's no seat or you don't wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and assume the position a down hill skier would use.
Bloke 1 "There's no seat in the toilet"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"
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While everybody else is hippie flipping (combining mushrooms and MDMA) or candy flipping (combining LSD and MDMA), we’re on a ski trip.
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The characteristic of smelling like a ski lodge. The most notable odors present are: wet feet; chicken tenders; clothing that has been in a closet for 9 months, soaked with snow melt and then baked in the sun; beer; saved up farts; dirty children; morning breath and body heat. This is all contained within an enclosure that is abruptly encountered after enjoying the brisk and fresh mountain air. Can also be found well preserved in a pair of socks used to ski that have failed to be washed. This is a smell that is easy to confuse with the sneaky fart suit.
Dude, you really need to open a window, it smells like a ski lodge in here!
O snap, that bad? Yea, I just got back from the mountain and haven’t washed my stuff.
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1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.
2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.
3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.
2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.
3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
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The ski skeet is a very risky, but extremely beautiful sex position. It starts with the man inserting his dick into the woman's back side, but as he pumps it in and out he does it in a skiing like movement. To enhance the feeling googles, and ski poles may be used. This act is finished with the man exclaiming, "Bejabbers."
Jill: It really feels like you're skiing in my anus.
John: That's because i'm ski skeeting.
Jill: Wow!
John: Bejabbers, BITCH!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Tree Skiing and riding is a popular ski related activity for expert skiers and snowboarders seeking less crowded areas and fresh snow.
The SteamboatSki Resort in Steamboat Springs, Colorado is famous for its tree skiing, as are many other ski hills, including Revelstoke in British Columbia, Canada.
Screw all these people out here today, let's duck into the woods and do some tree skiing.
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A movie or movie clip consisting of montages of sick ski or snowboard tricks with no context, plot, or any other attempt to tie it all together
Ski porn stands in stark contrast to traditional ski movies, which typical have more of a documentary feel.
To psyche ourselves up before a day on the slopes, we watched some ski porn while we ate breakfast.
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