bejabbers

An exclamation used to describe a state of shock or surprise.

Bejabbers! The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy is trying to invade our castle!

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bejabbers

Stuffing or tar. That which is knocked out of someone in a good, sound beating.

You say "John Kerry will never raise my taxes" again, and I'll wallop the bejabbers out of you.

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Bejabbers

A term used only in a moment of extreme excitement such as the first time you receive head. Very often used after the raging jot is performed.

Jill: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
John: This is amazing!
John: Bejabbers!
Jill: You're done already!
John: Shut up Bitch!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYYYYAAAAAAAAAH!

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Bejabbered

To overcome one (past), to have happened.

Man, whats bejabbered you?

I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys

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