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Like a wife, committed to each other, mentally, emotionally, intimately, and spiritually ... Just like a real marriage, joined as one, without physical intimacy ...
I have had an intimate relationship to my internet wife for the past 3yrs ...
A White Russian with the cream substituted as tit milk.
Roxie put her husband and baby daddy at ease as she squirts tit milk into a vodka coke to create a Wife Russian.
1. Men's close fitting, ribbed, sleeveless white cotton undershirt most commonly used before T-shirts came into vogue as undergarments. It is named wife beater after Marlon Brando's character, Stanley Kowalski, who wore one during much of the movie version of Tennessee Williams' "A Streetcar Named Desire." Stanley proved to be a sloppy, drunken, ill-tempered brute who beat his wife.
2. Slang name in Britain for a Belgian lager, Stella Artois, mostly because of the name, Stella, after Stella Kowalski, the victim of a beating from her husband, Stanley, in the aforementioned Tennessee Williams' play, "A Streetcar Named Desire," but also because of the high alcohol content which could possibly lead one to wife beating were he so pre-disposed.
"That fellow wearing the wife beater has knocked back 3 wife beaters in less than half an hour!"
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Wife Material is a woman who is about her business. She is educated, can hold her own in a conversation, is generous but takes no shit. She will put your needs first and will give you breathing room as a man. She doesn't always have to look like a supermodel either because when those looks fade, she will have something valuable like her wifely duties to back it up.
She cooks, cleans, handles money really well. She is wife material.
The reason Tamera is single is because she's wife material. Dudes ain't ready for her.
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The coworker of your preference that makes working the overnight shift tolerable. A funny, beautiful, witty, and entertaining female counterpart in the work place.
If it wasn’t for my work wife, I would quit working in this hell hole.
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a married woman who is as big as a buffalo.
Paul's wife-alo would get his check on Friday and go to an all you can eat buffet.
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Large sack stuffed with canvas (sails). Sailors used these to wedge themselves in their bunks during rough weather so they wouldn't roll about.
In the time this term was coined dutch women presumably had a reputation for being unresponsive and apathetic in bed. (Things on this front have improved markedly however.)
When the weather turned rough I had to use my dutch wife or I would be thrown about my bunk
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