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An asshole that's so muddy you don't even need to lubricate your cock to get it in.
Since that chick only uses one piece of toilet paper, I was able to do the Crow Slide on her.
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A random ass person who looks up definitions in urban dictionary and sprouts them in team chats.
Stoned Crow just posted the urban dictionary definition of turdburger in the team chat!
Yeah I know, he's so random.
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️Founded many years ago, a group of main bitches bound to make your life a living hell. They shove their suits up their asses during swim sets, and wear the shortest lululemon booty shorts they can find and sometimes even call themselve the mafia. Beware
dude, look over there now those are some ratchet crow hoes
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the sexiest man alive. mmmmmmm
russell crowe is the sexiest man alive
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- a leathery crow is when you fist a girl while wearing a leather glove, then proceed to eat out her asshole, then in the process to lubricate the fisting proceed to pour Old Crow whiskey down into her ass and vagina. Continue over and over again until bottle is empty, you are drunk, and her vagina looks like a empty trash can.
Did you hear that Max gave Judy a Leathery Crow, she said she didn't stop having orgasms for two whole days.
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When you take a shit in the top tank of the toilet, so everytime they flush more shit comes down.
I totally crows nested the toilets at Burger King.
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the greatest spooner in all the land
soundgarden wrote spoonman about this man
beware Tyler Crowe he can spoon quite well
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