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Woman

The other half of the human race; and therefore human! NOT a whore, slut, dog, dishwasher, or sex object (I know thats a surprise to many). Equal to, however different from, men. Not as physically strong to body make-up and fat content. They generally make up 60% of universities...
Many people seem to think that women are naturally hysterical and emotional, mainly because they have the "female" hormone esrtogen...This isn't actually true! Estrogen doesn't cause emotion, and men have it too. Another common idea is that women are naturally hormonally imbalenced, especially during 'that time of month,' and that if a women isn't being 'logical' she has PMS...
Actually a woman’s "time of the month" causes a spike in testosterone to equal a man's. So when we complain that a woman has PMS, at that moment she is hormonally a male; meaning at the same time one calls a woman 'hormonal' is when she acts like how a normal man is like all the time.
This is mainly a response to some of the sickening things being written about women..if anyone wants to prove that women are not considered equal humn beings just show them some of the comments on this site!!!

James: Have you met my woman Belle; she just graduated from Law school and I think she is important..
Theodore: No, but I know how you feel, as my woman is like my other half.

by severa February 9, 2009

997πŸ‘ 3317πŸ‘Ž


woman

1. meaning of life to straight males
2. automatic market correction

1. "I need a woman."
2. "See that woman entering the mall? Someone's not going to college anymore?"

by prof2 February 18, 2008

175πŸ‘ 532πŸ‘Ž


Womanizer

A womanizer is a guy who's usually fucking more than one woman at one time. Any guy who is fucking one woman, fucking zero women, married, in a steady relationship, or single and fucking one or zero is not really a womanizer, get your bullshit story straight.

Peter was a horny adolescent mentally, not a womanizer. A womanizer is a grown man that takes the risk of fucking more than one woman and getting caught or is careless about his behavior.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


woman

A person who manipulates when she's young, panics about having children when she's middle-aged, and obsesses about looking young when she's old.

I don't need a woman. Ever.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2017

21πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


woman

The evil half of the human race

I conclude women are evil with this simple math problem
Woman equal time
woman=time

Time is Money
Time=money


therefore women equal time and money
women=time+money

and money is tha root of all evil

so..........
women are evil

women=evil

by raul garica June 27, 2006

180πŸ‘ 545πŸ‘Ž


woman

A superior being responsible for all human life. Is the more kind, compassionate, caring, gentle, rational, and creative of the two genders. Her body is much more biologically complex than that of a man. The average lifespan of a woman is 7 years longer than men. She is less likely to engage in violent activity- being able to deal with her disputes with more civilized methods. She is better able to control her primal need for sex than men.

Men have managed to take control of society by using the one sole aspect in which they are superior to woman- brute strength. Man destroys while Woman creates.

The only reason the female seems to be overly concerned with her looks is because the male-dominated society has led her to believe since birth that she only has worth if she is beautiful.

The oppression she has had to endure throughout the history of humankind only serves to make her stronger.

A woman is a beautiful creature; highly superior to her male counterpart. The men who write the terrible things about them on this website are disgusting, pitiful excuses for human beings. They should go to their mothers immediately upon reading this and beg for their forgiveness and thank her for giving them life. Those who degrade women are only showing how extraordinarily inferior they are to her.

by Annee May 6, 2006

1084πŸ‘ 3655πŸ‘Ž


Womanizer

Britney's hot new comeback single along with a sexy video to top it off.

You, you, you are you, you, you are a WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER!

by JUICYBABE October 14, 2008

37πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž