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A microscopic object attached to your crotch.
Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right
is small
wow bro, your dick is so small. I need a microscope to see that bitch
it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it
your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.
The act of jacking off with icy hot
You're burning your dick
When something makes you made
When you're mad
“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”