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A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.
Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.
My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.
My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.
Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.
Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one”
When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears
'what did you say? I just got a hot brain injection. I can't hear shit!' said Lisa
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when you remove some ones fake eye and have sex with there eye socket
person 1-dude that girl has a fake eye.person 2-ok and? person 1-And im going to give her the eye poppin brain tickler ooooo yeah
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Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a obsession of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, and gets obsessed in his/her thought pattern until his / her thought/idea wears off or the thought gets put into action.
John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?
Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a blue vain brain boner.
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A Yorkshire expression used when someone has said something stupid that they should not have said.
Clive: “y’know, I prefer Tetley’s to Yorkshire tea”
Derek: “Clive, you idiot, put that back in’t brain!”
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1} (Noun) A really stupid person who wipes someones ass for a living.
2} (Noun) An insult.
Acronym: BDPoTP.
1} Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that this bathroom has a Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper? He does it for 10 cents!"
Guy 2: "Really? I might try using him today!"
2} Guy 1: "You fucking Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper!"
Guy 2: no u