Rural Dictionary

D-Kwitch

1. (noun): one equipped with the necessary skills, and an EMS pager, to take immediate action in any emergency medical situation ; also extremely talented at carrying awkwardly large and misshaped objects
2. (verb): to act immediately on any injury in such a magical way that the injury miraculously fixes itself

1. Girl: Look at that pager on that D-Kwitch, draws a lot of attention to his butt.
2. Girl: OMG, I just hurt my arm carrying this dragon around the school.
Girl 2: Let's D-Kwitch it up!

by glitter_pistol May 25, 2012

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Philly D

when someone stays home from school and you tell the principal that they killed themself, when really they were at home watching Phillip DeFranco and drinking a cup of joe

You better come to school tomorrow or I’ll Philly D you!

by TMO11 February 19, 2019

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alisha d

biggest snake in the school, she is a fake hoe she makes barbie look real. she fucked every guy here. she is the definition of a landfill. she talks shit about all her “friends” and exspects them not to find out. she sends 30 nudes a month but the only nudes she gets are from guy friends asking if it’s good enough to send to other girls. she only wears one bra and it’s a green training bra (triple small) and also only wears one pair of lulu’s and they were on sale for $60. she sticks out her non existent ass and photoshops everything. she also has a granny ass it sags down.

omg she’s being an alisha d

by Nastylittletwat May 17, 2018

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