the act of getting absolutely railed by the ambridge bridgers
originally coming from their from their 2022 baseball team being WAY to fucking good
the way newcastle took their bridger beat down you’d think they wanted it
When your wiener is so small you have prop yourself up with a few pillows to jerk off.
Yo Tony did you know Dave was boost beating the other week and his mom walked in and said “not my good pillows Dave”
beat up max day is a holiday where people named max get beat up. it occurs every july 18th
Hey its beat up max day!
lets beat up max!
April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!
Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
When sexual acts are semi-violent. Ruff sex. Most likely done during "Doggy Style" Sex.
Man Dirty Jose was totally beating those last night. Your mom broke in half.
Token from the 98 Stretch and Bobbito freestyle by Big L. Mean to beat someone up as if they were a old cheap dusty rug.
Yeah nigga he got beat like a cheap rug dawg.
Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!