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What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!
My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!
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Someone who exceeds the level of a normal douch, may be very competitive.
"Dude Jessie is such a douche canoe!"
"Oh my god you're so right"
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A person that acts like a douche, and is stupid at the same time.
The frat-guy is acting like a real douche-noggle
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A complete douchebag, who talks shit on facebook. These people usually have vane pictures of themselfs for their profile picture, have little to no freinds, and hit the gym to overcompensate for their lack of inteligence and game.
Matt: "Wall Post" Yo ron, i eat hamburgers all day, i think i can kick your ass. I dont think anyone who is as skinny as you can do anything to me. I think you should shut up before i shut you up
Ron: "Wall Comment" Fuck you dude, im not gonna take shit from you. you wanna talk shit, but i wanna kick your ass. meet me in the parking lot at lunch.
Matt: "Wall Comment" i dont wanna get in trouble, but i can still kick your as if i tried...
Ron: "Wall Comment" your such a wall douche
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a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.
cody is a complete douche licker.
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When you think you have seen or met some guy who is the biggest douche you have ever met, his friend comes along who is WAY worse and you realize he has been
"out-douched" much in the way one is out-classed.
Example: Ted (wearing his favorite sparkly Afflicton shirt) stepped out of his mercedes (to valet and that he CLEARLY cannot afford) runs into his pal, Jonathan, who is wearing a similar shirt AND his Ed Hardy hat. Obviously Ted has been out-douched by Jonathan.
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A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.
Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
canucks frogs
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