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Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.

Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”

by hellocleveland January 09, 2024


Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 09, 2017


Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021


food bank

A place created for and invented by conservative MP's in order to have photographs taken of them helping the poor

Davis Cameron is out helping the poor at the food bank they didn't need until he was elected

by NoseBagUK March 21, 2022


Angel Food

A homosexual pilot

Jay: Hai guyz
Zach: Are you Angel Food?
Jay: Yeah I'm gay

by everydayimsteppingonabeach February 11, 2016


basic food blues

When you're hungry and have to eat food that doesn't taste good while thinking about the food you really want

Bob: I want steak but all I have is Brussels sprouts to eat
Jerry: Me too, I'm getting the basic food blues.

by karkar January 31, 2016


Bowling Ball Food Catch

A game you can play by dropping a bowling ball on a food tray launching the food in the air and someone catches the food in their mouth before it hits the ground.

Boy 1: Do you Want to play Bowling Ball Food Catch?
Boy 2: yeah I'm down.

by Full Government Name September 19, 2024