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When you eat so many muffins you want to die.
My brother recently died due to muffin madness
Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.
Morning my little anus muffin!
A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.
Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!
a person(s) who take a shit out in a field
you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"
similar to a cupcake liner, instead of a female condom it is instead a dental dam.
boyfriend- hey babe id like to taste your rainbow but i know you got da herp.
girlfriend- no worries boo i got a muffin liner in the top drawer. we all good
A muffin freak is someone obsessed with muffins .
Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !
It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!
Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.