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September 5 is the day when you send nudes to your male friends:)
It’s september 5, you have to send a nude to me;)
When your bsf gives u the best head of your life and you can’t do anything about it😝
On September 5th I got sloppy toppy
National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))
*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5
If a boy born on this day, he would be an attractive person, smart, hot and have big hearted but careful he might do something at your back.
If a girl born on this day, she is superhot, boys will always get attach to her. Watch out if she mad, boy you'll die.
Keep the person born on this day close. They will do anything for their best friends
Boy: Why are you so mad? Can you calm down.
Girl: Sure can but I'm born on September 5. I'll keep my eyes on you.
Synonym for FUCK!!! Can be used as noun, verb, adjective or adverb!
4-5-10, this situation I am in sucks!
It is soooo 4-5-10 annoying!
The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.
She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.
mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”
-made by @aqua the dino
“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”