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A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.
Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster
The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.
I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.
You get your hole back at her place?
No, scrambled eggs and a Sunday Herald though!
The zezos egg is the rarest scp in the entire world, it's known to be named "Mankind's waste" because of how ugly it is. It has a brain of a 2 month old baby and has hair that can produce any amount of grease at will.
The zezos egg is the ugliest thing in the world.
The strong smell of a Bro's Egg Farts
"Damn Jefferey, you go some Bro Eggs today"
This is when someone has ate eggs and it smells like eggs when they fart.
Mumen Hassan was playing video games. Then he farted and it smells like an egg fart
When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg
Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe