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Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.
P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.
P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!
jump off a cliff backwards with a potato sack on your head
then
let your body get eaten by the rats as you cling onto the last of your life
you will feel your skin pierced and yanked at
the flies will nest in your eyes
it will render you blind and then you will try to bite on your tounge to let that blood loss kill you but no
hot coals will be used to cauterise and burn you
unable to die from blood loss
you will try to stop breathing
you finally succeed
you realise you are still alive
you are in purgatory
you will be in constant pain and agony
your life will have meant nothing
you will perish
no one will remember
your corpse will be unrecognisable
you will have a closed casket funeral
only your children will arrive, they try to open your casket and see you
the state of your weak flesh has been rotted to a horrid extent
the disgust causes your children to kill themselves instantly on the spot
dad bot is shite
The female version of a mother fucker. Or, as some may say, the female version of a male parent/father/dad
Who's that?
Damb, that's female dad
the bread eater, asks his son andi to make him some bread and mash goes like gf.
andi's dad: ANDI where is my fucking bread u dam prick, i want sourdough bitch. andi: yes father but let me finish making more money then emma because she owns me and i dont like getting owned. andi's dad: syd pal and hurry
Person you who doesn’t pay the bills
Thinks he is grammatically correct (even when he isn’t)
Has a bad hairline
Eww is that Imani’s dad
The man who won the award for 'longest time spent at the store' with a total of 15 years.
I wonder when my dad's gonna get back from the store.
a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed