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One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...
Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?
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A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.
"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"
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a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry
"grimy night last night!"
"yeah, a "jonny" good night out thought, hahaha"
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Its red panty night: basically someone is on their period. ..grab a tampon.
Connor McGRegor said it...thats what travis said any way.
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A scary video game that makes you jump out of your seat. It is so SCARY it makes you shit your pants. There is a lot of animals and a balloon boy that pops up on your face. Freddy is the main character that kills you when it pops in your face. The other characters don't kill you. There is cameras that you have to look through to see if they are coming to scare the shit out of you. There is this annoying guy that calls you for like 5 minutes.
Five nights at Freddy's 3 is scary as shit.
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A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.
O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!
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Noun: The Netflix equivalent of porn.
Teenager: Mom can I watch a late night comedy tonight
Mom: No there’s too many sexual scenes
Teenager: DDD:
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