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ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."
Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
A very big and round bowl, it looks like someones fat ass. It could almost be bigger.... jkjk
person: im going to use this large bowl to measure his ass
other person: wow the bowl is bigger
3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.
I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.
The act of an orgy in which you have one plus sized lady who sits on consecutive penises. A strike is if everybody gets gonorrhea
"Hey Susan, I heard you went cock bowling last week!"
"I totes did Margie, and I bowled a strike!!!"
A form of classic 10-pin bowling with an alternate scoring system, whereupon the traditional score is divided by the bowler's height to determine the Sushi Bowling score.
I would have won at regular bowling, but since we were Sushi Bowling, and I'm 10" taller than my opponent, I lost.
A term used when understanding the idea of going out and purposely looking to have anal sex. Can be with any gender. Usual
Hey man look, all I'm trying to do is go bowling for anus, ya know, hump some butthole.