You can see me

A invitation/ someone wants to fight

jake: bro your hella ugly

Mike: You can see me, if your really want to.

Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

can fodder

reading material only ever likely to be consumed in the toilet

Don't throw that magazine away yet. Put it as can fodder in the bog.

cong can (conc)

someone with a large forehead on the body of a rectangle,

commonly found on the 9gag website.

Stop being such a cong can (conc), you need to exercise!

Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

Can sculper

Someone who sculps cans. Of low standing and decent.

You dirty can sculper.

splash can

The trashcan you place your post orgasm tissues in.

After an intense session of pleasure, I put my wet, sticky tissues in my "splash can".