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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016


Cookie cutter

Slang for butthole

Did you see Pamela she got a nice cookie cutter on er

by Mustard squirt September 19, 2021


Cookie cutters

A group of absolute bad ass people. This group of people tend to smoke a lot of weed, drink and many other fucked up stuff to make reality seem better. CC 4 life

You a dumb cunt and your gay - cookie cutters

by Jerk off September 14, 2020


Cookie-Cutter

A funny term to call someone who says something mean to you, meaning a cracked nut, a crack head, or a ass hole.

Boy: You slut
Girl: Shut up you Cookie-Cutter lookin ass mother fucker

by Peaches.01 January 29, 2021


Madleine Cookie

A Himbo from a silly little cookie game called cookie run:kingdom.

Madleine Cookie:A Himbo from a silly little cookie game called cookie run:kingdom.

person 1:"who is the biggest himbo in crk?"
person 2:"Madeleine is."

by MaddyMilkers July 23, 2022


Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018


Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills

by Phil Shtick May 23, 2018