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The most devastating phrase in the history of mankind. A reference to "class", the fifth taxonomic rank.
Me: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Me: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur sister a mister
Me: Ur grandpap a trap
You: Ur genus sucks penis
Me: Ur class eats ass
A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.
Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe
Today is the day whete you are allowed to eat Tyler's food no matter what
"Its Eat Tyler's Food Day!"
"Lets go eat all his food"
27th of May is national eat her out day! Don’t be a 🐱 instead eat it!
National eat her out day is A day where your girlfriend is an all you can eat buffet
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The situation when somebody has this new partner and want to impress their friends by telling about how good they are at sex. While everybody knows for sure it is fake.
They ate my pussy for 40 minutes straight! 40 minutes of eating pussy, guess you can never find someone that will do that for you.
The proper third line to a haiku.
Today was so mid
Nothing was very goated
I could eat a horse
kids who eat bananas are kids who consume a fruit named bananas.
Woman: are you kid who eat bananas?
Kid: yes
Woman: So that makes you kids who eat bananas?
Kid: Yes i eat bananas