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French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024


French milkshake

A mixture of champagne, semen, and pussy juice, mixed in the vagina, which the dominant woman makes the male drink.

Bob does'nt wear the pants in that relationship, she makes him mix french milkshakes.

by Muttly's Ghost December 7, 2018


Frenched

A form of kissing between partners, involving the tongue exploring the other’s mouth.

The part 2 of the following example will be created soon, under the word “jendyt”
It will involve sex. Check in December 27

In the middle of the night, Tom was walking down the street, when he saw his friend Carolyn, wearing barely any clothing. She wore only a skinny bra top and jean shorts. He suddenly wanted her. Tom walked up to her, and pushed Carolyn up against a wall, and pressed his body against her. She was surprised, and started to get excited. She had been eyeing him for a while, and had wanted him so bad. He started kissing her. She kissed back. This went on for a moment until he frenched her. She moaned slightly, and closed her eyes, simultaneously leaning her head back. Then, he started to dry-hump her. She liked the feeling of his jeans rubbing against her bare skin. Then, Tom led Carolyn to his house, where his parents had just left for a weeklong vacation.

by Monosloq December 24, 2024


French Slip-N-Slid

When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.

Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!

by Kevbo1122 April 17, 2011


French Fries with Abs

A more dignified name for "Waffle Fries". (Sadly, they will not give you abs)

Let's get some French Fries with Abs dude!

by 69+420=489 June 24, 2023


Le French Captain Zack Senpai

A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
POGS
He's very friendly and talkative

A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai
B: I know

by M. C. squire May 24, 2021


French Pinecone

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!

Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."

by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022