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Zero to Ghetto

When under pressure or stress, quickly cranking up your attitude and defensive posture to way over the top, well beyond what the situation calls for. Arm waving and finger pointing may be utilized to increase the effect. Usage is frequently associated with a short time interval (see example, below).

- "Bro, did you see her reaction to that barista at Starbuck's?."
- "Whoa, Zero to Ghetto in .2 seconds, yo."

by Miami_Yo April 26, 2020


ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.

Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.

by Smelly Randolph December 9, 2015


Prince of the Ghetto

A guy that comes from a lower-income/urban neighborhood who catches the attention of most girls (and possibly guys) in the neighborhood, and fucks with damn-near none of them, although he is very charismatic, charming, and respectful. Not to be confused with a fuck-boy.

Tupac was looking so cute today. He was being funny and stuff and complimenting my hair and everything. but I don't think he was really checkin' for me. He was just being nice. He a sweet prince of the ghetto.

by Andra Jean December 11, 2017


Ghetto slippers

Any shoes that are classified as “slides”.

I wear my ghetto slippers with socks.

by Something To Say May 20, 2024


ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.

S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.

by Snow Witch October 4, 2015


Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.

“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.

by Globally Ghetto February 2, 2018


Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.

“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.

by Globally Ghetto February 2, 2018